The Race for
the Jacket.
Next: Mon Aug 10 · Nobleton Lakes
Forty grown men. Eighteen Mondays. One ugly jacket. Track the FToY race, the match-play war, the Nussy log, and every other indignity in real time.
Fucktard of the Year Race LIVE
Season Standings
FToY-style race — all 40 places score. Final four weeks scale up.
◆ FToY Race · Top 10
| Pos | Player | Group | Rds | Low Net | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | GM Geoff Mahar | G5 | 11 | — |
1769
|
| 02 | DS D'Arcy Sheedy | G4 | 10 | — |
1433
|
| 03 | PD Paul Davies | G8 | 10 | — |
1164
|
| 04 | AB Ada Bain | G6 | 10 | — |
917
|
| 05 | RH Rob Hodgins | G2 | 11 | — |
850
|
| 06 | KF Kevin Ford | G1 | 10 | — |
848
|
| 07 | SQ Shane Quinlan | G4 | 11 | — |
821
|
| 08 | PC Paul Ceresne | G5 | 11 | — |
792
|
| 09 | JP Jorin Parthenais | G6 | 12 | — |
787
|
| 10 | KF Kevin Fane | G2 | 10 | — |
784
|
Match Play
8 groups of 5. Round-robin all season. Group winners advance to the bracket.
This week's match declarations
Week 14 — 0 declared, 8 group(s) pending.
- Derek Patskou
- Jay Kyle
- Joey Fabing
- Kevin Ford
- Mark Wretham
- Alex Fraser
- Kevin Fane
- Michael Dodaro
- Rob Hodgins
- Stephen Masters
- Geoff Mahar
- Josh Wallen
- Kevin Talmage
- Marty Gasteiger
- Paul Ceresne
- Ada Bain
- Carlo Simone
- Harjit Singh
- Jorin Parthenais
- Sean Vickers
- Jeff Palmer
- John Apollinaro
- Sentilar Sebastian
- Steve Bowie
- Steve Cameron
- Chris Doyle
- D'Arcy Sheedy
- Jay Nusbaum
- Marcus Middleton
- Shane Quinlan
- Corey Quinlan
- Dave Tripodo
- Kyle Armagon
- Mike Bokla
- Trevor Hawes
- Jeff Agnew
- Paul Davies
- Pete Sheedy
- Steve McBurney
- Tony Iskender
Team Standings
Eight teams · weekly scoring rolls into the season cup race.
Team Playoffs
Weeks 13–15 · seeded knockout · best 2 net scores decide each match.
Quarter-Finals
Week 13 · Silver Lakes
Semi-Finals
Week 14 · Nobleton Lakes
Finals
Week 15 · The Nest at Friday Harbour
Best 2 net scores decide each match · ties go to the 3rd-best net, then 4th · a team without enough scores to continue a tiebreaker loses.
The Authority.
Read it, twice.
Sixteen pages of rules, fines, format, draft results, and inside jokes. New for '26: a FToY-style points race for the full forty-player roster, an 8×5 match-play group stage with traditional knockouts, and a ramp-up handicap rule for new members.
Download PDF ↓2026 Schedule
18 events · 2 majors · Apr → Sep.
Trophy Room
Twelve seasons. The Fucktard Jacket has gone to someone, somehow, every year.